Silence Dogood, No. 5
  
  
    I shall here present your Readers with a Letter
    from one, who informs me that I have begun at the wrong End of my
    Business, and that I ought to begin at Home, and censure the Vices
    and Follies of my own Sex, before I venture to meddle with your’s:
    Nevertheless, I am resolved to dedicate this Speculation to the
    Fair Tribe, and endeavour to show, that Mr. Ephraim charges Women
    with being particularly guilty of Pride, Idleness, &c.
    wrongfully, inasmuch as the Men have not only as great a Share in
    those Vices as the Women, but are likewise in a great Measure the
    Cause of that which the Women are guilty of. I think it will be
    best to produce my Antagonist, before I encounter him.
   
  
    To Mrs. Dogood.
  
  
    “My Design in troubling you with this Letter
    is, to desire you would begin with your own Sex first: Let the
    first Volley of your Resentments be directed against Female
    Vice; let Female Idleness, Ignorance and Folly, (which are Vices
    more peculiar to your Sex than to our’s,) be the Subject of your
    Satyrs, but more especially Female Pride, which I think is
    intollerable. Here is a large Field that wants Cultivation, and
    which I believe you are able (if willing) to improve with
    Advantage; and when you have once reformed the Women, you will find
    it a much easier Task to reform the Men, because Women are the
    prime Causes of a great many Male Enormities. This is all at
    present from Your Friendly Wellwisher,
   
  
    After Thanks to my Correspondent for his
    Kindness in cutting out Work for me, I must assure him, that I find
    it a very difficult Matter to reprove Women separate from the Men;
    for what Vice is there in which the Men have not as great a Share
    as the Women? and in some have they not a far greater, as in
    Drunkenness, Swearing, &c.? And if they have, then it follows,
    that when a Vice is to be reproved, Men, who are most culpable,
    deserve the most Reprehension, and certainly therefore, ought to
    have it. But we will wave this Point at present, and proceed to a
    particular Consideration of what my Correspondent calls Female
    Vice.
    As for Idleness, if I should Quaere, Where are
    the greatest Number of its Votaries to be found, with us or the
    Men? it might I believe be easily and truly answer’d, With the
    latter. For notwithstanding the Men are commonly complaining
    how hard they are forc’d to labour, only to maintain their Wives in
    Pomp and Idleness, yet if you go among the Women, you will learn,
    that they have always more Work upon their Hands than they are
    able to do; and that a Woman’s Work is never done,
    &c. But however, Suppose we should grant for once, that we are
    generally more idle than the Men, (without making any Allowance for
    the Weakness of the Sex,) I desire to know whose
    Fault it is? Are not the Men to blame for their Folly in
    maintaining us in Idleness? Who is there that can be handsomely
    Supported in Affluence, Ease and Pleasure by another, that will
    chuse rather to earn his Bread by the Sweat of his own Brows? And
    if a Man will be so fond and so foolish, as to labour hard himself
    for a Livelihood, and suffer his Wife in the mean Time to sit in
    Ease and Idleness, let him not blame her if she does so, for it is
    in a great Measure his own Fault.
    And now for the Ignorance and Folly which he
    reproaches us with, let us see (if we are Fools and Ignoramus’s)
    whose is the Fault, the Men’s or our’s. An ingenious Writer, having
    this Subject in Hand, has the following Words, wherein he lays the
    Fault wholly on the Men, for not allowing Women the Advantages of
    Education.
    “I have (says he) often thought of it as one of
    the most barbarous Customs in the World, considering us as a
    civiliz’d and Christian Country, that we deny the Advantages of
    Learning to Women. We reproach the Sex every Day with Folly and
    Impertinence, while I am confident, had they the Advantages of
    Education equal to us, they would be guilty of less than our
    selves. One would wonder indeed how it should happen that Women are
    conversible at all, since they are only beholding to natural Parts
    for all their Knowledge. Their Youth is spent to teach them to
    stitch and sew, or make Baubles: They are taught to read indeed,
    and perhaps to write their Names, or so; and that is the Heighth of
    a Womans Education. And I would but ask any who slight the Sex for
    their Understanding, What is a Man (a Gentleman, I mean) good for
    that is taught no more? If Knowledge and Understanding had been
    useless Additions to the Sex, God Almighty would never have given
    them Capacities, for he made nothing Needless. What has the Woman
    done to forfeit the Priviledge of being taught? Does she plague us
    with her Pride and Impertinence? Why did we not let her learn, that
    she might have had more Wit? Shall we upbraid Women with Folly,
    when ’tis only the Error of this inhumane Custom that hindred them
    being made wiser.”
    So much for Female Ignorance and Folly, and now
    let us a little consider the Pride which my Correspondent thinks is
    intollerable. By this Expression of his, one would think he
    is some dejected Swain, tyranniz’d over by some cruel haughty
    Nymph, who (perhaps he thinks) has no more Reason to be proud than
    himself. Alas-a-day! What shall we say in this Case! Why
    truly, if Women are proud, it is certainly owing to the Men still;
    for if they will be such Simpletons as to humble themselves
    at their Feet, and fill their credulous Ears with extravagant
    Praises of their Wit, Beauty, and other Accomplishments (perhaps
    where there are none too,) and when Women are by this Means
    perswaded that they are Something more than humane, what Wonder is
    it, if they carry themselves haughtily, and live extravagantly.
    Notwithstanding, I believe there are more Instances of extravagant
    Pride to be found among Men than among Women, and this Fault is
    certainly more hainous in the former than in the latter.
    Upon the whole, I conclude, that it will be
    impossible to lash any Vice, of which the Men are not equally
    guilty with the Women, and consequently deserve an equal (if not a
    greater) Share in the Censure. However, I exhort both to amend,
    where both are culpable, otherwise they may expect to be severely
    handled by Sir, Your Humble Servant,